What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?